YEA!!! Election Day is finally here. Go out and vote, if you haven’t already. Choose carefully, the next four years depend on you. Since it is Election Day I will post up some jokes.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a pile of manure?
—-a bigger pile of manure—-
What’s the difference between capitalism and socialism?
—-In Capitalism man exploits man, in socialism it is the exact opposite.
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
Why don’t we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician’s house?
What’s the difference between a politician and a prostitute?
—-a prostitute gives value for the money they take—-
They say that Christopher Columbus was the first politician. When he left to discover America, he didn’t know where he was going. When he got there he didn’t know where he was. And it was all done on the public dime.
Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?
—-No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise’—-
Even crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” – Will Rogers
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.” – Ernest Benn
I hope you enjoyed these jokes and they helped lift your spirits on Election Day. Remember to Vote.