Size doesn’t matter: the top ten ways in which little Britain is vastly superior to big fat Russia

This one is a must read for Dickiebo, I hope you like it. 😀

Engineering Evil

 

By Tim StanleyWorld Last updated:  September 6th, 2013

 

Vulgarity with a gun.

Vladimir Putin says that Britain is just a small island. Well, someone should remind him that size isn’t important: it’s what you do with it that counts. Russia may be bigger than us but while its population is drinking vodka and doing silly dances with big furry hats on, Britain is busy being frightfully witty at cocktail parties, driving on the correct side of the road and generally acting like a boss. Here’s the ten ways in which we’re vastly superior.

1. The British haven’t felt the need to kill their royal family for a good 500 years. We haven’t found it necessary to have a popular revolution at all – thanks to our very sensible constitution, clement weather and having “better things to do”. By contrast, the Russkies had about twelve revolutions in one…

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