Ole Dog

James' Funnies

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers
that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hisdirection with the intention of having lunch.
The old Doberman thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep trouble now!”
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles
down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just
as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,
“Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more
around here?”
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old Doberman nearly
had me!”
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge…

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