Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

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Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), Newfies etc., but it’s insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Well we then need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness …..

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your ass with your bare hand but consider bacon to be
unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If…

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