Be Advised the following is SARCASM. Mostly True, but…Sarcastic.
Proceed with Caution and Intelligence.
— Hillary Clinton has set up her very own Ministry of Propaganda…Correct the Record. A waste of money IF she isn’t running for President in 2016.
— Senator Kirsten Gillibrand alleged in her recent book, that she was sexually harassed by fellow politicians, but then refused to name names. Bill Clinton and Uncle Joe (Biden not Stalin) breathed a sigh of relief picked up by the Mars lander.
— Josh Earnest recently stated “Well, when we are in a position to be more specific about the commitments that we’ve received from our allies and other interested regional governments, then we will do that.” Josh continued and I did actually have a girlfriend in high school, she lived in Canada. I’m just saying. Mrs. Earnest declined to comment, but did laugh hysterically.
— Secretary of State John Kerry was stunned to find out that after his Dance of the Seven Veils, that wanna be Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan still declined to help fight his BFF, ISIS. Secretary Kerry was heard saying I showed him my best moves.