The following is a sarcastic view on recent world events…if this offends you, please leave a comment, that may make me happy.
Dateline – Washington D.C.: The Treasury Department’s Inspector General has found former IRS head Lois Lerner’s 30,000 “lost” e-mails. The White House has instructed the IG to be on the look out for the President’s lost popularity. Wish them luck chasing the questing beast.
Dateline – rable rousing in Ferguson, Mo: alleged reverend Al “Big Money” Sharpton owes millions in back taxes…unfortunately the IRS is too busy harassing tea party groups to look into his finances, but IRS spokesperson announced that the IRS would look into it sometime in early Frimaire CMXI, as soon as they figure at what year that is.
Dateline – Istanbul, Ottoman Empire: Uncle Joe (Biden not Stalin) was greeted by ecstatic crowds hoping to see a repeat of his Dance of the Seven Veils. Uncle Joe also denied that he had apologized to wannabe Sultan Recep I the Aptal. White House spokesman Josh “Canadian Girlfriend” Earnest denied Uncle Joe’s denial.