The following is sarcasm…
if you don’t like it, feel free to leave a comment I can always do with a good laugh
if it just sucks or is not funny leave a comment I can’t get better without input
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if you just don’t want to do any of the thing well…I hope you enjoy it anyway. 😀
Dateline: Central, South Carolina, USA: A landlord (we will call him Chuck) has followed in the footsteps of some of the most ‘illustrious’ KGB/NKVD agents throughout history with his complete and utter refusal to allow Sgt. William Bolt to stay with his wife and new-born child over the Christmas holidays. Great job, Chuck, no need to look up the phrase “exception to policy” Feel free to send you displeasure to…The Groves.
Dateline: Nazca, Peru: In some sort of ‘brilliant’ attempt to garner sympathy amidst the socialist haven that is the UN Lima Climate Change Conference, Greenpeace damaged the famed hummingbird Nazca line with an ignorant sign. Great job Greenpeace, no sense in NOT imitating the Taliban.
Dateline: South Carolina, USA: Hundreds of children rioted today throughout the state after news that Ebony Wilkerson was found not guilty of 3 counts of attempted murder after attempting to drown her 3 children (assuming you don’t count the one in her belly) by driving in to the ocean.
Dateline: Jerusalem, Israel: In another example of Palestinian religion of Peace, a terrorist threw acid on 4 little girls, before attacking their father with a screwdriver and then ran away. Luckily he was shot by an armed fellow driver and now is being treated for his superficial wounds.
Dateline: Washington, D.C, USA: alleged Indian princess, and Obama rebel Elizabeth Warren has cough started cough a rebellion against the status quo in congress by telling her congressional sympathizers to not vote for the $1.1 trillion dollar budget deal. So far her calls have fallen flat as the bill passed the House and looks to pass the senate, perhaps it is because it is such a far cry from last years remarks from against Ted Cruz for doing…the exact same thing. Hat tip to Mississippi Conservative Daily and of course the beautiful and brilliant Megyn Kelly.
Dateline: Beijing, People’s Republic of China: Seemingly forgetting the Great Leap Forward and all of the other millions of Chinese people killed by torture, neglect, and outright murder, or at least assuming no one remembers or has the gall to say something, the Chinese recently blasted the US for the so-called ‘torture report’ issued by congressional democrats. While it is good to know that China opposes the US using enhanced interrogation methods against douche-bags who rape, murder, and torture people while at the same time raping, murdering, and torturing supporters of freedom from Hong Kong to Tibet.
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